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Craig Borgus
Craig Borgus was unwilling or unable to assist with the assembly
of his Bio. Therefore, we have undertaken to create one for him
to let the public know a little about him.
To those that know him, he is usually referred to as 'that surly
old coot' or "the belligerent old codger". He is, reportedly,
the kind of person whose children and grandchildren run screaming
from him whenever he enters the room.
Because of some strange twist of fate, he has been writing drills
for color guards, high school bands and Drum Corps off and on for
many years. Just how long, no one knows.
No one has the least idea why
From our research, we could find no marching organizations to which
he has ever been associated. (Or, will admit to said association)
When we attempted to ask Mr. Borgus himself for his experiences
with marching groups, we were forced to provide a description of
the activity, as he did not seem to grasp the essence of the conversation.
When we were done, his only response was "What? Bugle Bands?"
(It is important to note, at this point, that he is more than a
little deaf
.) He then started a rambling dissertation on "Riley's
Raiders", "Jolly Jesters", "Scout House"
and something called "The Rancheros" most of which was
unintelligible.
Conversations with family indicate that Mr. Borgus suffers from
visual and auditory hallucinations (medication has not been effective)
which he dutifully describes on pieces of scrap paper in crayon,
mud and anything else available. (Family members try to keep him
in crayons
.)
Family members then promptly discard these bits of paper so as not
lose living space.
Strangers have been noticed, upon occasion, rifling through the
trash for these pieces of scrap but family members have been reluctant
to notify the authorities as "Grandpa" likes to hide behind
the bushes and pelt them with stones.
One family member remarked: "It gives him something to look
forward to
.".
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